August:
Chose "caramel" colored highlighting kit. Got ORANGE CHUNKS.
Dyed blonde to off-set the orange. Got strawberry blonde hair.
September:
No activity.
October:
No activity. Starting to see roots.
November:
Bought blonde highlighting kit. Successful execution of instructions. Got blonde highlights.
December:
No activity.
January:
Starting to see roots. Chose to dye hair again, hoping for blonde hair. Chose dye color called "champagne fizz." Got strawberry blonde. Again.
February:
No activity. Cheap orange hair bringing out acne.
March 30:
Planned to highlight again. Bought different highlighting kit. Executed instructions. Got brown roots, orange hair, and hi-liter yellow highlights. Looked like cheap hooker.
Dyed hair brown; said "screw blondes."
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2 comments:
I hear you. No, I *feel* you (isn't that what the kids say these days?) -- in my more lucid moments I recognize that only a professional can give me a cohesive color that doesn't look absolutely awful somehow. Highlights, though, basic highlights (cap not brush-on), that I'll do at home, that helps a lot. Helps enough that sometimes I forget not to attempt anything else ... (btw I will always believe you were born to be a blonde forever, but I recognize that this is only one person's point of view.)
Hey... screw only fake blondes right... there is a few of us in this makeshift world that have natural...blonde...hair...lol
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